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orlandobloomers:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic 

orlandobloomers:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic 

matt-smith:

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

meat tentacle

technomouse:

you know it’s bad if jimmy is shocked

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

sirtumblesalot:

omg-humor:

King Kooker Cast Iron Skillet

You can never be too safe

sirtumblesalot:

omg-humor:

King Kooker Cast Iron Skillet

You can never be too safe

memebinge:

Meow chicka meow meow.

memebinge:

Meow chicka meow meow.

monetizeyourcat:

minimalisturl:

crimewave420:

thesleuthjournal:

Scientists Create The World’s First Glow-In-The-Dark Pigs

wait but

no dont worry, its science

have you ever tried to find a pig in the dark? it’s fucking hard. there’s no downside to this

monetizeyourcat:

minimalisturl:

crimewave420:

thesleuthjournal:

Scientists Create The World’s First Glow-In-The-Dark Pigs

wait but

no dont worry, its science

have you ever tried to find a pig in the dark? it’s fucking hard. there’s no downside to this

mns-elise:

Ha! A card that perfectly describes my lack of coordination and clumsiness : )

mns-elise:

Ha! A card that perfectly describes my lack of coordination and clumsiness : )

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs

bored-no-more:

The perfect slide!

bored-no-more:

The perfect slide!