Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit
dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
you know it’s bad if jimmy is shocked
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
Meow chicka meow meow.
Scientists Create The World’s First Glow-In-The-Dark Pigs
no dont worry, its science
have you ever tried to find a pig in the dark? it’s fucking hard. there’s no downside to this
Ha! A card that perfectly describes my lack of coordination and clumsiness : )
These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs